Date Title 12/24/2009 I Didn't Want to Name Them 12/11/2009 Poof: Part 3 12/09/2009 Poof: Part 2 12/06/2009 Poof: Part 1 11/11/2009 The English are a Strange People 11/07/2009 Two, Two, Two Comics in One! 10/28/2009 Higher Profits Than Yao's 401(k) 10/21/2009 Meta 10/08/2009 Grinder Organs 09/22/2009 Stop Fucking Raining!!! 09/09/2009 I'm Not Completely Sure What the Difference is Between Kidnapping and False Imprisonment 09/02/2009 The Classics Never Die 08/26/2009 Oh Shit, There's a Horse in the Hospital 08/12/2009 Up Against the Wall 08/05/2009 Dave Attell Used to Have Hair?! 07/29/2009 This is What I Start Thinking About When [redacted] is All [redacted] [redacted] 07/22/2009 We as Entertainers Have a Responsibility to These Kids 07/15/2009 Those USPS Rate Increases are Totally Justified 07/08/2009 Overseas Contingency Operations 06/17/2009 Bearsball 06/03/2009 Days Without a Fire: 14 05/27/2009 Do Bears Eat Foxes? 05/20/2009 Equal Protection Only Applies WHEN I SAY SO! 05/13/2009 Vi is the One True Editor 05/06/2009 Could the Fucking SCOTUS Please Read the Constitution Before Ruling? 04/29/2009 Animal Lovers 04/22/2009 Aren't You Going to Eat That? 04/15/2009 You Should Get To Stab People if Your Name is in the Title 04/08/2009 Resistance 2 04/01/2009 Yum, Soup 03/25/2009 Just No. 03/18/2009 Clandestine Operations 03/11/2009 Notice a Theme? 03/04/2009 March Snow Brings April Money Making Opportunities 01/09/2009 Hamas That Guy is Totally Innocent! 01/05/2009 Everything Old is New Again 2008 - The wheels came off! 12/15/2008 For Massive Damage 12/12/2008 Comedy or Guilt Trip? 11/21/2008 It's in My Brain 11/14/2008 Everything I Do, Part 2: The Unnecessary Sequel 11/10/2008 Everything I Do... 11/07/2008 A Date With Destiny 11/03/2008 Corn is Delicious! 09/22/2008 Fucking Drunk Sluts 09/19/2008 Fucking Cats 08/04/2008 Thanks For The Punchline, George 08/01/2008 You Are Not a Boat 07/28/2008 Delicious Burritos 07/25/2008 Simple and Clean 07/21/2008 It's a Good Day to Be Homeless 07/18/2008 What is it a Good Day For? 07/14/2008 The Hammer is My Penis 07/11/2008 What is the Hammer? 07/07/2008 If Only There Were 600 Dunk Tanks 07/04/2008 Imagine It's a Flash Movie 06/30/2008 This is So Awesome 06/27/2008 True Dreams of Wichita 06/23/2008 I Couldn't Figure Out How to Make this an XKCD Parody 06/20/2008 Weeds 06/16/2008 Kitties Are Fun 06/13/2008 Not So Bogus Journey 06/09/2008 The Neighbors' Yappy Little Dog is Awesome 06/06/2008 Fetish Night 06/02/2008 Signs and Portents 05/30/2008 Uninspired 05/26/2008 Seven Leaf Clover 05/23/2008 Tennessee 05/19/2008 A Classic 05/16/2008 It Wasn't Our Fault that Monday's Comic was Late 05/12/2008 A Legitimate Medical Procedure 05/09/2008 Persecution 05/05/2008 Only Elvis Knows... 05/02/2008 Sometimes It's Like Work 04/28/2008 How We Spent Our Weekend, Part 2 04/25/2008 How We Spent Our Weekend, Part 1 04/21/2008 (stares back, with dramatic sting music) 04/18/2008 In Case You Didn't Know: The Puppy is Dead 04/14/2008 Surfing on Sine Waves 04/11/2008 I'm Full of Ideas, This Was Just a Homage 04/07/2008 Soon to be Nintendo's Latest 'Innovation' 04/04/2008 What Can Blue Do For You? 03/31/2008 Happy Easter, Everyone! 03/28/2008 Corn 03/24/2008 A Needed Public Service 03/21/2008 Your Birthday is the Day You Were Born 03/17/2008 Head in the Sand 03/14/2008 Why Are They Trying To Re-brand It At This Late Date? 03/10/2008 Eight Isn't Enough 03/07/2008 Local News is Boring 03/03/2008 Fucking Ghosts 02/29/2008 The Ruby Ethos Flies Airtran 02/25/2008 Not Lucy; Christina 02/22/2008 Tengo que ir a la tienda a comprar mantequilla y queso. 02/18/2008 Dog Day Afternoon 02/15/2008 Hello Cleveland! 02/11/2008 Obligatory Leigh Eric Schmidt Reference 02/08/2008 Try To Be More Open-Minded 02/04/2008 A Floating Magical Castle 02/01/2008 At Least the Mouse has Done Us Proud 01/28/2008 Able to Leap Tall Buildings 01/25/2008 The Future! 01/21/2008 Is It Homonymy When One Meaning is a Slang Derivative of the Other? 01/18/2008 The High Temperatures Ensure Frozen Precipitation 01/14/2008 Deal of the Century 01/11/2008 The Whole Process is a Big Disappointment 01/07/2008 Crack a window, eh Willie? 01/04/2008 They Don't Measure Water 2007 - It was all about giraffes in the hizzy! 12/31/2007 Giraffes and Their Crazy New Year's Bank Capers 12/28/2007 Giraffes and Their Crazy Delusions of Being Santa 12/24/2007 Giraffes and Their Crazy Road Trips 12/21/2007 Giraffes and Their Crazy Drug Trips 12/17/2007 Reptiles Pay Big Money for Covert Assassinations 12/14/2007 The Reason For the Season 12/10/2007 'Tis the Season 12/07/2007 Explode! 12/03/2007 It's Been Over a Month! 11/30/2007 I Think You Know What That's About 11/26/2007 I Dislike Shaving 11/22/2007 Look, a Turkey! 11/19/2007 Look, a Dinosaur! 11/16/2007 They're Only Good at One Thing 11/12/2007 I Think Amy Sol Would be Horrified at What She Indirectly Influenced 11/09/2007 Not Just Any Children. These Children Are Special. 11/05/2007 Yes, We Advocate Eating Children. Yum. 11/02/2007 You Breadloaf 10/29/2007 I Want to be Betty Parris 10/26/2007 All Old Material 10/22/2007 All New Material 10/19/2007 Eggs Have Lactose 10/15/2007 The Art Critic Is In There Somewhere 10/12/2007 A Classic 10/08/2007 Solving Global Warming 10/05/2007 It's Not Just for Zombies Anymore! 10/01/2007 85 Minutes of Legendary Snipers 09/28/2007 Co-op? 09/24/2007 I call Master Chief! 09/21/2007 Death Rabbits 09/17/2007 It Never Happened 3: Yum 09/14/2007 It Never Happened 2: Made Sense to Me 09/10/2007 It Never Happened 1: Free Puppies! 09/07/2007 It's Like Dragon*Con, For Your Mind 09/03/2007 Fake Space Ghost Dancers Look Ridiculous 08/31/2007 It's How I Got Rich 08/27/2007 I Felt Bad Until She Wouldn't Shut the Hell Up 08/20/2007 It's Probably Too Subtle for You 08/17/2007 Fun Fact: In Costa Rica the Penalty for Making a Pun is Death 08/13/2007 Post-Industrial Society 08/10/2007 Bus of the, uh, Wasp Dead! 08/06/2007 Nothing New 08/03/2007 I Don't See the Problem (Get It? 'SEE'?) 07/30/2007 Sometimes They Make Your Car Stop Working, Too 07/27/2007 I Didn't Like You Anyway, Part 5: Red Guts and Black Teeth 07/23/2007 I Didn't Like You Anyway, Part 4: Black Shoes and Grey Hair 07/20/2007 I Didn't Like You Anyway, Part 3: Lavender Hoodies and Khaki Pants 07/16/2007 I Didn't Like You Anyway, Part 2: Green Shirts and Blue Eyes 07/13/2007 I Didn't Like You Anyway, Part 1: Red Hats and Paisley Scarves 07/09/2007 Overconfidentii Vulgaris 07/06/2007 Patriotism 07/02/2007 True Tales of Panama 06/29/2007 Real American Heroes 06/25/2007 Board Gaming Doesn't Require Feet 06/22/2007 Moral: Never Take Cheese From Friends 06/18/2007 Jewish Japanese Dining Don'ts 06/15/2007 Workplace Lesson: Eating Puppies is Okay, But Not Mailing Babies 06/11/2007 Lobster : Magnet :: Ginsu : Drywall 06/08/2007 I Wanted to Write the Title in Armenian, but it Turns Out it's Just a Bunch of Weird Squiggles 06/04/2007 Raccoon Toughs del Lado Incorrecto de las Pistas 06/01/2007 Abstract Shape Theatre 05/28/2007 The Workout Racoon 05/25/2007 Based Loosely on a True Story 05/21/2007 I'm Trying to Watch 24, Man! 05/18/2007 That Level Was Too Damn Long 05/14/2007 Sunday at DrF WWHQ 05/11/2007 That Poor Little Girl 05/07/2007 Does Whatever a Spider Can 05/04/2007 Scientific Atlanta DVRs Kinda Suck 04/30/2007 I DO Want to Know 04/27/2007 The Neighbors are Weird 04/23/2007 More Like Dr. Rugopolis 04/20/2007 D2: The Mighty Knives 04/16/2007 If Only... 04/13/2007 I Need More Cold Medicine 04/09/2007 I Didn't Need My Hair Anyway 04/06/2007 On Holiday 04/02/2007 Just Like You Imagined 03/30/2007 Because of the Beef People 03/26/2007 Stabbed on Phonics 03/23/2007 This is Why PB&J is Banned in My House 03/19/2007 A Week Late 03/16/2007 Man Versus Nature 3: Alligator 03/12/2007 Man Versus Nature 2: Goose 03/09/2007 PGA: The Arcane Arts 03/05/2007 Man Versus Nature 1: Squirrel 03/02/2007 Crimes Against Humanity 3: It's All So Clear Now 02/26/2007 Crimes Against Humanity 2: Well, We Both Hate Jews 02/23/2007 Crimes Against Humanity 1: Then It Must Be True 02/19/2007 Teen Girls Love Nelly 02/16/2007 True Tales of Work Meetings 02/12/2007 It's Cold Season Again 02/09/2007 For Dinner Tonight: Hamburgers! 02/05/2007 The Punchline Wrote Itself! 02/04/2007 Heart Punching 01/29/2007 I'm Guessing You can't Always Win 01/26/2007 Lasso It, and We Shall Dine on Space Hamburgers 01/22/2007 Give It a Few Years 01/19/2007 I Would Have Called This 'Hot Dog on a Stick', But There's No Fire 01/15/2007 We Have a Development Deal With A&E 01/12/2007 The Transformers Mythos is Freaking Complex 01/08/2007 Going the Extra Mile 01/05/2007 Fire Hydrants are Hilarious 01/01/2007 Bunnies Enjoy Being on Fire 2006 - I don't remember what we did 12/29/2006 JP's Wii Doesn't Work Quite Right 12/25/2006 Merry Switchmas 12/22/2006 Have a Mortal Xmas 12/18/2006 My Wii Tingles 12/15/2006 Absolutely Not, Douchebag 12/11/2006 Blast From the Past 12/08/2006 Tri-Sexually! 12/04/2006 Email's for Nerds 12/01/2006 Zelda has Monkleys! 11/27/2006 Serial Killer or Artist? 11/24/2006 Free Trade 11/20/2006 Wii Jokes: Right and Wrong 11/17/2006 Tickle Me Trout Arms™ 11/13/2006 I Hug My Children With Nuclear Arms 11/10/2006 Less Refreshing Than Pirate Juice 11/06/2006 That Went Fullblown Pretty Quick 11/03/2006 Thanks, Steve! 10/30/2006 I Knew, Actually 10/27/2006 Were You Aware... That it is October? 10/23/2006 Wicked Job Skills 10/20/2006 It's Like Candy to Them 10/16/2006 Based on a Real Sign Found in Reston, VA 10/13/2006 A Roundabout Tribute to Clover 10/09/2006 Little Known Fact: Mice Don't Actually Eat Cheese 10/06/2006 Joke Time 10/02/2006 If Indiana Produces More, Why Does Illinois Make it Official? 09/29/2006 By Request: We Demean Your Hobby 09/25/2006 The Sweet Smell of Success 09/22/2006 Unless There Are Two 09/18/2006 Poison is Too Expensive to Keep Giving Away for Free 09/15/2006 We Had Artist's Block, Too 09/11/2006 Bleach, Part 4 09/08/2006 Bleach, Part 3 09/04/2006 Bleach, Part 2 09/01/2006 Bleach, Part 1 08/28/2006 My Suitcase Was Full of Hand Lotion. Because of my Dry Hands. 08/25/2006 Seriously, Even Colbert in PIP Can't Make This Fun 08/21/2006 The PotF Series Finale Was Extremely Disappointing 08/18/2006 Geopolitics 08/14/2006 Jack Bauer Would Let Me Bring Coke on My Flight 08/11/2006 Only God Can Make A Tree 08/07/2006 A Brand New Roderigo 08/04/2006 The Kick Line? 07/31/2006 I Want to Be a Superhero 07/28/2006 This is What Really Happens Inside of DHS 07/24/2006 Cartoon Birds Braided Your Hair This Morning 07/21/2006 Bank of America's Most Wanted 2 07/17/2006 Bank of America's Most Wanted 1 07/14/2006 This Was Called 'Reverse Psychology' Before I Changed Major Plot Points 07/10/2006 Damn Mosquitoes! 07/07/2006 The True Story of Don Caballero 07/03/2006 Independence... From Cats! 06/30/2006 Oh Good Lord, No 06/26/2006 Beat the Heat 06/23/2006 Self-Explanatory 06/19/2006 Guess What I Did This Weekend! 06/16/2006 What Kind of Sick and Twisted Metaphor is THIS? 06/12/2006 Wacky Hijinks Ensue 06/09/2006 Smoothies Are Delicious 06/05/2006 Duck Season 06/02/2006 Disappointment 05/29/2006 The Trailer Left Me Cold 05/26/2006 The Hell Saga, Step 5: Contamination 05/22/2006 The Hell Saga, Step 4: Commencement Our 500th Comic! A Super-Special Edutainmental Flash Movie! 05/19/2006 DrFishopolis presents: A Guide to Ethics 05/15/2006 The Hell Saga, Step 3: Convocation 05/12/2006 Deja Vu 05/08/2006 We're How Late on the Priest Jokes Now? 05/05/2006 He Was Going to Power My Romulan Warbird 05/01/2006 That's What Friends Are For 04/28/2006 Wizards Are Hot 04/24/2006 This Comic Inspired by My Need For a Haircut. And My Love of Fire. 04/21/2006 You Could Have Told Me! 04/17/2006 Apparently 'Real' Easter is Next Sunday 04/14/2006 A Timeless Classic 04/10/2006 He Totally Called To Let Me Know 04/07/2006 Take a Message 04/03/2006 Torture IS Awesome 03/31/2006 He Sure Patrick'ed That One Up 03/27/2006 P for Pedophilia 03/24/2006 The Hell Saga, Step 2: Conviction 03/20/2006 The Hell Saga, Step 1: Certainty 03/17/2006 How Come They Never Did This During Fights on Star Trek? 03/13/2006 The Cat Circus 03/10/2006 Then I Don't Want to be Right 03/06/2006 The Series Lost All Artistic Integrity After #2 03/03/2006 We're Twice as Wacky as Tim Burton 02/27/2006 So Very, Very Cold 02/24/2006 Dogs > Cats 02/20/2006 This SEXY Metaphor Would Never Want to Get Pregnant 02/17/2006 Come on Man, It Was Important! 02/13/2006 Global Warming: So Hot it Hurts 02/10/2006 By Not-So-Special Request 02/06/2006 Crass Commercialism Totally Rules (But Only if There's Death) 02/03/2006 All the Hip Teens are Doing It 01/30/2006 Inspired Indirectly By Degrassi's Scorpion Tomatoes 01/27/2006 Gay Monkeys Have Rights Too, You Know 01/23/2006 You See, It's a Colloquialism 01/20/2006 Helloooo, McFly! 01/16/2006 Dear Fox: Fuck You, No One Cares About Football Another fine DrF Flash movie! 01/13/2006 Sent From The Past Via Temporal Distortion 01/09/2006 Patience, My Friend 01/06/2006 Of Course It's Blank, The Universe Imploded! 01/02/2006 This Already Happened, In the Future! 2005 - Our least flash-moviest year in recent memory! 12/30/2005 Go Go Gadget Autogyro! 12/26/2005 We Hate People Who Celebrate Fake Holidays 12/23/2005 Apartment Hunting #2 12/19/2005 Apartment Hunting #1 12/16/2005 Sitting at Home All Day Waiting for the Fuckheads at UPS Rules 12/12/2005 Christmas Shopping Isn't Going So Well 12/09/2005 The Beat of My Heart 12/05/2005 Skullduggery!!! 12/02/2005 Catharsis 11/28/2005 Inspired by an Actual Admonition to Play with the Goats 11/24/2005 Look at the Pretty Kitty 11/21/2005 I Have the Same Problem with the Trees Outside My Window 11/18/2005 It's True, He Does 11/14/2005 Look at the Pretty Kitty 11/11/2005 Seriously, You People Can't Even Get TV Right 11/07/2005 How is it This Never Occurred to Us While it Was Still Timely? 11/04/2005 Aardvarks are Shifty and Refuse to Do the Dishes 10/31/2005 One Day This Will be Referred to as 'Exhibit H' 10/28/2005 That's Right Officer, I Was at a Halloween Party 10/24/2005 One of These Guys Robbed a Bank, Now He's Hiding Out in My Sinuses 10/21/2005 Adult Swim's New Series: See it Here First! 10/17/2005 Stop Making My Computer Freeze, You Stupid Motherboard! 10/14/2005 So Very Tired 10/10/2005 You Worthless People Are Going to Burn Over This Weekend's Numbers 10/07/2005 Spiritual Healing 10/03/2005 The Balloon-Oriented Gaming Comic You've Been Clamoring For 09/30/2005 Everybody Has a Sweet Side 09/26/2005 Can You Imagine the Pandemonium if NBA Jam was Still Popular?! 09/23/2005 I Put Myself Through College Doing This 09/19/2005 Virtual Boy 2: Gunpei Yokoi's Revenge 09/16/2005 I Like to Eat Human Brains More Than Any Other Type of Brains (Except Giraffe) 09/12/2005 Dumb Middle-Aged People Will Wish They Had Gone to See '40 Year Old Virgin' Instead of Reading This Comic 09/09/2005 Warning: This is Ju-on Pretty Much in its Entirety 09/05/2005 On Spec and on Time 09/02/2005 I Hope They Start Shooting the Motherfuckers 08/29/2005 SecuROM in No Way Encourages Piracy 08/26/2005 Inspired by a T-Shirt That Does Not Yet Exist 08/22/2005 Based on a True Story (Or: Why I Like Smog) 08/19/2005 At Least It's Not a Jumping Puzzle 08/15/2005 Maybe It's Maybelline 08/12/2005 Fair Warning: Amazon Outsourced Their Tech Support to India 08/08/2005 What Kind of Slope was that Again? 08/05/2005 Juice!!! 08/01/2005 Seeking Venture Capital Warlocks 07/29/2005 Done 07/25/2005 I Would Have New Shoes If This Comic Contained a Joke 07/22/2005 Michael Crichton Stole Our Cannibalism Idea in the Past 07/18/2005 What Happened To My Internet Connection? 07/15/2005 Can You Guess Which Part Didn't Happen? 07/11/2005 Coming Together 07/08/2005 This One's a Little Transparent 07/04/2005 I Gave the Tarot Lady $30, Who am I to Talk? 07/01/2005 If You Can Eat The Box, So Much The Better 06/27/2005 Tomorrow: The Vampire/Serial Killer Tour 06/24/2005 Who? 06/20/2005 Seriously, They're Doing an Investigation Based on This 06/17/2005 REVERSE Psychology? Never Heard of it! 06/13/2005 You Should Totally Emulate This Comic to be Popular and Cool 06/10/2005 Conifers: Nature's Candy Machines 06/06/2005 Hunk-A-Hunk-A-Hunk o' Burnin' Love 06/03/2005 Big Changes, Part 3: Apathy is Easier 05/30/2005 Big Changes, Part 2: An Action-Packed Introduction to the New Format 05/27/2005 Big Changes, Part 1: A Departure! 05/23/2005 Why Wasn't It Showing on DLP? 05/20/2005 The Sony Marketing Department's Best Chance 05/16/2005 Shouting is Fun 05/13/2005 Perfect Dark Zero Looked Awful, Too 05/09/2005 Combining Current Events 05/06/2005 Amazing Grace 05/02/2005 Spring Semester is Almost Over 04/29/2005 Didn't See That One Coming, Did You? 04/25/2005 The New Pope Hat Saga 04/22/2005 Much Better Than the New Nazi Pope! 04/18/2005 Fox Sucks for Cutting Arrested Development Short This Season 04/15/2005 Jade Empire Lesson #1: Lying is Awesome 04/11/2005 The Gematriculator Says... 70% Evil! 04/08/2005 The Adventures of Spear Boy and Asbestos Girl in 3D 04/04/2005 It's 10:00 AM, Do You Know Where Your Daylight Is? 04/01/2005 Too Much Free Time 03/28/2005 Hoppy Easter! 03/25/2005 Yes, I Would Like Some Shitty Overpriced Accessories with That! 03/21/2005 Certainly Not a Heavy-Handed Allegory 03/18/2005 Desert Highway 03/14/2005 Gold, Please. 03/11/2005 The Glue Whisperer 03/07/2005 With Teeth Eye Lasers 03/04/2005 In Memory of Bubba (Who Should Have Been Named Pinchy) 02/28/2005 I Need a Hot Romanian Wife/Girlfriend 02/25/2005 Finally the 3DO Version is Topped 02/21/2005 Turns Out I Just Hadn't Gotten to the Part with the Fire 02/18/2005 A Brush With Greatness 02/14/2005 Valentine's Day: The Hallmark Conspiracy 02/11/2005 So Sleepy 02/07/2005 The Salary Cap Ruined the NFL 02/04/2005 The Impaling is in No Way Symbolic, I Swear 01/31/2005 More Absolutely Correct Liberal Science 01/28/2005 Finding Gene Gray 01/24/2005 Global Warming, Redux 01/21/2005 EatBabies.com Totally Sucks, BTW 01/17/2005 Thanks for the Inspiration, J.G.! 01/14/2005 I Can't Believe Some People Liked the Old Version 01/10/2005 Lit 01/07/2005 The Valley 01/03/2005 Anxiety 2004 - We refined our raw comic gold into comic gold bricks! 12/31/2004 Cooler Than a Tsunami Another fine DrF Flash movie! 12/25/2004 It's a Wonderful Fire 12/20/2004 Jesus, That Hurts! 12/17/2004 Enjoy This Baklava! 12/13/2004 Onion-Rose vs. Bird-Monkey 12/10/2004 I Didn't Realize Arnie's Model Had a Neural Net When I Wrote This 12/06/2004 I Guess He Didn't Like It 12/03/2004 Let Sleeping Dogs Burn 11/29/2004 The Chicks Won The $50,000 11/26/2004 Turkeysayswhat? 11/22/2004 What Are We Going To Do Tomorrow Night? 11/19/2004 Without Borders 11/15/2004 Infantile Fixation 11/12/2004 Drive, Damnit, DRIVE! 11/08/2004 Dr. Fishlipoulos Forgets To Do A D.S.T. Comic 11/05/2004 Dr. Fishlipoulos: Spawn Camper 11/01/2004 Maybe that Icepick Went a Little Too Far 10/29/2004 Sexy Lobotomy Singles 10/25/2004 The Tricks That He Does are Ever So Clever 10/22/2004 Kentucky Fried Seagull 10/18/2004 Krevlornswath 10/15/2004 They Always Leaf Me... 10/11/2004 Acting: Fuck Yeah! 10/08/2004 This One Has Dust In It 10/04/2004 Un Peu Aprés Les Temps 10/01/2004 Perception Is Meaning 09/27/2004 What Exactly Are You Trying to Imply? 09/24/2004 Saved By The Dada 09/20/2004 A Friendly Gila Monster Helped Me Do My Laundry 09/17/2004 The Right Frequency 09/13/2004 For Your Birthday, I Have Gotten You... This Script! 09/10/2004 Year Two of Hilarity Starts... Now! 09/08/2004 They're One! 09/06/2004 By Special Request, Part Deux 09/03/2004 By Special Request 08/30/2004 IT'S (SUPPOSED TO BE) A PARTY IN THIS COMIC 08/27/2004 Street Cred 08/23/2004 They ARE Delicious 08/20/2004 Prayer Circle 08/16/2004 Pants Guy Whom? 08/13/2004 Constraints 08/09/2004 I'm Buying the T-Shirt! 08/06/2004 Out of Time, Part 3: Lessons Learned 08/02/2004 Newfound Love, Part 2: Stung by Cupid's Arrow 07/30/2004 Newfound Love, Part 1: Burning Passion 07/26/2004 Ladder-Day Saints 07/23/2004 Take That, Fourth Wall 07/19/2004 Every Problem Looks Like a Nail 07/16/2004 The Classic Test of Love 07/12/2004 Bad Gas Mileage 07/09/2004 He IS Cute, Isn't He? 07/05/2004 I Don't Speak Spanish 07/02/2004 Youth Culture Killed My Dog (And I Don't Think It's Fair) 06/28/2004 The Tastemakers (Reverse Characters Version) 06/25/2004 The Tastemakers 06/21/2004 There's comfort yet; they are assailable 06/18/2004 To Ascertain the Value of Meeting Together at One Juncture 06/14/2004 Maybe That Would Change if MLS Sucked Less 06/11/2004 Email This Comic to a Sexy Friend 06/07/2004 But is the Converse True? 06/04/2004 All the Good Islands are Taken 05/31/2004 The Science is Impeccable 05/28/2004 You Can't Buy Happiness (You Have to Ignite It) 05/24/2004 Ghost of a Chance, Part 3: Ashes to Ashes 05/21/2004 Ghost of a Chance, Part 2: Hot Streak 05/17/2004 Quick and Easy 05/14/2004 Burning Love 05/10/2004 Beavis, My Friend, This Sucks 05/07/2004 Comic Creation Comics 05/03/2004 Self-Referential Comics 04/30/2004 Metaphor? I Don't Know What You're Talking About... 04/26/2004 Sofa King 04/23/2004 If We Had a Sticker, We Too Might Be Teachers 04/19/2004 Who Needs Precious Metals? 04/16/2004 A Blue Hat? 04/12/2004 Cadbury's Real Secret 04/09/2004 Where? I Don't See It! 04/05/2004 1.6 Billion and Sun *Still* Screws Us Over 04/02/2004 Yeah, I Hate Those 03/29/2004 You Common People Sicken Us 03/26/2004 I Can't Believe It's Not Fire^H^H^H^H Butter 03/22/2004 Faith Healing 03/19/2004 This is Our New Motif, Apparently 03/15/2004 I Don't Think He Looks Ridiculous At All 03/12/2004 DF Kombat 03/08/2004 What Goes Up 03/05/2004 Now That Really Was Cool 03/01/2004 Spaghetti Dinner 02/27/2004 KC One 02/23/2004 Authenticity 02/20/2004 Beware the Low-Carb Cookies 02/16/2004 So Now There's a Liquor Store 02/13/2004 I Choo Choo Choose You! 02/09/2004 Who Knew? 02/06/2004 Clearly, Only Nazis Celebrate Kwanzaa 02/02/2004 Punxsutawney 01/30/2004 Great Successes of The Pre-emption Doctrine 01/26/2004 I Can't Remember if We Did This Joke Yet 01/23/2004 Anybody Else Watching the Debates? 01/19/2004 Take That, Leaders of the Free World! Another fine DrF Flash movie! Boobs! 01/16/2004 Is Cuthbert a Dark Tower Reference? 01/12/2004 Ultrapiousness 01/09/2004 This is a Totally Original Idea 01/05/2004 I Wish I Had His Job 01/01/2004 New Year's Resolutions 2003 - The year ended with a flash movie! Lucky You! 12/25/2003 Merry Xmas in December 12/22/2003 Our Weekend 12/19/2003 The Fries at Wendy's Kinda Suck 12/15/2003 Bok Bok Bok Bok Bok Bok Bok Bok Bok Bok Bok... 12/12/2003 Those Darn Video Games 12/08/2003 Get the US Out of the UN and Get the UN Out of the US 12/05/2003 Snow Day 12/01/2003 Holiday Traffic 11/27/2003 Turkey Day 2K3 11/24/2003 The Capacity for Learning 11/21/2003 Catch and Release 11/17/2003 Your Own Personal Chinese Restaurant 11/14/2003 Why Does Everybody Think Superman's So Great? 11/10/2003 Candy Pain 11/07/2003 Good and Good For You 11/03/2003 Deja Girlfriend 10/31/2003 TToDST - Part 2 10/27/2003 The Terror of Biometrics D.S.T. 10/24/2003 I'm Pretty Sure They Made the Light Flicker 10/20/2003 Really, Quit Posting Screenshots 10/17/2003 In Under The Wire 10/13/2003 Why Was He on Fire Again? Justin added these comment thinghies to strategic locations in the archives. 10/10/2003 Inspired by a True Story 10/06/2003 We Know What's Really Important 10/03/2003 The Kamen Mounts a Stiff Resistance 09/29/2003 Pay Your Own Bills, Dumbass 09/26/2003 The Worst Comic Yet 09/22/2003 Perhaps a Biscuit Instead? 09/19/2003 Eat Matt Day #12 09/15/2003 Everwood Spoilers 09/12/2003 Harry Goz (1932-2003) 09/08/2003 Just Like the X-Files, Only Less Jewish 09/05/2003 Mayor Mike Haggar Day #3 09/01/2003 On DC You Got to Ride a Raft 08/29/2003 Rubicon 08/25/2003 This Really Happened! 08/22/2003 Xbox Live: Center for Civil Discussion and Tea 08/18/2003 Quit Playing KOTOR 08/15/2003 Build More Nuclear Plants and We Won't Have This Problem 08/11/2003 It's a Dilemma! 08/08/2003 Take That, You Damn Socialists! 08/04/2003 Brain Food 08/01/2003 I Couldn't Forget, Twice 07/28/2003 Mayor Mike Haggar Day #2 07/25/2003 Alien Cowboy Barn Dance! 07/21/2003 Mayor Mike Haggar Day #1 07/18/2003 Was This Wise? 07/14/2003 Eat Matt Day #11 07/11/2003 Prescription Drug Benefits 07/07/2003 Yum! 07/04/2003 BIZARRO Terminator 3 06/30/2003 We All Need Someplace to Sit 06/27/2003 PGA's MS Paint Breakdown 06/23/2003 PGA: The Pope Stops Here (The Pope Hat Saga, Finale) 06/20/2003 The Pope Hat Saga, Part 2 06/16/2003 The Pope Hat Saga, Part 1 06/13/2003 The Adventure of Charles Augustus Milverton 06/09/2003 The Healing Power of Saliva 06/06/2003 Stumpy, Deposed King of the Candy Trees 06/02/2003 Warm Milk Makes Me Sleepy 05/30/2003 How to Get Rid of Unwanted Books 05/26/2003 ...or is it? 05/23/2003 Poor Anya (special text-only edition) 05/19/2003 Killing Two Plotlines With One Comic 05/16/2003 Lunar Eclipse 05/12/2003 Burning Man Syndrome 05/09/2003 Handbag Made of Meat 05/05/2003 The Classics Never Die 05/02/2003 Eat Matt Day #10 04/28/2003 Tsaeb Deretla 04/25/2003 Damn You, Gabe Newell! 04/21/2003 PGA: Now Doesn't That Make You Feel Better? 04/18/2003 Sometimes, It's Just Easier 04/14/2003 Eat Matt Day #9 04/11/2003 Meanwhile, back on earth... 04/07/2003 Happiness is a Warm Scalp 04/04/2003 White Ninja steals elftor's hat and acts saucy 03/31/2003 The New Ice Age 03/28/2003 No Comics 03/24/2003 Test of Humanity 03/21/2003 White Ninja is a fair tyrant 03/17/2003 And the Moral of the Story Is... 03/14/2003 Joining the Army? Really? 03/10/2003 White Ninja is stuck on Hoth 03/07/2003 Much Better Than Reese's 03/03/2003 Token Political Cartoon 02/28/2003 Hot Gay Ape on Ape Action 02/24/2003 The Sleep Sharks 02/21/2003 Eat Matt Day #8 02/17/2003 D.S.T. Made the Snow Tired 02/14/2003 Kyoko Makes It All Better 02/10/2003 I Would've Liked to Watch More Than the First 13 Minutes 02/07/2003 The Real Heroes 02/03/2003 Science Did It 01/31/2003 Girl Hair 01/27/2003 Misdirection 01/24/2003 A Good Kamen Brings Evil To Its Knees 01/20/2003 Ladies Appreciate a Good Kamen 01/17/2003 Boothead and the Girl 01/13/2003 Turning Over a New Leaf 01/10/2003 Our Namesake 01/06/2003 Damn You, Neal Stephenson! 01/03/2003 At Least There Weren't Any Whales 2002 - A very palindromic year, on average. 12/30/2002 Look Out For That Tree! 12/27/2002 Eat Matt Day #7 12/25/2002 The Spirit of Christmas 12/23/2002 Future Echoes 12/20/2002 Wissenschaftsgesellschaft 12/16/2002 Omaha Steaks 12/13/2002 Vocabulary 12/09/2002 Teh Life of Larry - Part II 12/06/2002 Teh Life of Larry 12/02/2002 Consume! 11/29/2002 Eat Matt Day #6 11/25/2002 Make it Like Halo, Damnit! 11/22/2002 Green Alien Murder #1 11/18/2002 Fatigued 11/15/2002 Justin's Debut! 11/11/2002 Do-Si-Do Upon playing Deus Ex, Matt went crazy with continuity! 11/08/2002 The Spector Saga, Part 5: Warren Spector's Head on a Pike Tastes Like Chicken 11/04/2002 The Spector Saga, Part 4: The French Police Taste Like Disgusting Unwashed Frenchmen 11/01/2002 The Spector Saga, Part 3: UNATCO Tastes Like Organic Cheetos 10/28/2002 The Spector Saga, Part 2: Majestic 12 Tastes Like Water Buffalo 10/25/2002 The Spector Saga, Part 1: The Illuminati Taste Like Candy 10/21/2002 When You Just Can't Remember... 10/18/2002 Oklahoma 10/14/2002 SGCMCMXCVII 10/11/2002 Eat Matt Day #5 10/07/2002 Still No Cure For Cancer 10/04/2002 Best Friends 09/30/2002 Like Zorro, Only in Your Brain 09/27/2002 Keepers of the Peace 09/23/2002 Eat Justin Day! 09/20/2002 Whoops! 09/16/2002 Everybody Loves Candy, Right? 09/13/2002 Sweet, Sweet Revenge 09/09/2002 Jim! 09/06/2002 Jellies Guy Dom! 09/04/2002 No Comic 09/02/2002 Fucking Cable Monopolies 08/30/2002 Eat Matt Day #4 08/26/2002 PGA: Much Better Than SGD 08/23/2002 Get Rich Quick! 08/19/2002 Fukakyon Strikes Again 08/16/2002 STFU About Elvis, He's Dead. 08/12/2002 A Lifetime of Guaranteed Happiness 08/09/2002 Stop Asking For Sandwiches! 08/05/2002 Well, It's Better Than Rosie, Isn't It? 08/02/2002 We Want a Rock 07/29/2002 A Battle for the Ages 07/26/2002 Damn Anime 07/23/2002 Late NWN Scripting 07/22/2002 Kool Keith 07/19/2002 An Open Letter to Dr. Lobster 07/18/2002 Me Learn Draw #1 07/15/2002 We Love Elftor! 07/12/2002 Eat Matt Day #3 07/08/2002 The First Function of Life 07/05/2002 Doomsday 07/01/2002 Practical Jokes 06/28/2002 Screenshot Time #1 06/24/2002 The Irish == Food! 06/21/2002 The Writer's Block Option 06/17/2002 He's Better in Milk 06/14/2002 East Coast Beach Tour '02 (Day 14) 06/10/2002 Take Your Clothes Out of the Damn Drier! 06/07/2002 It's still Friday, I swear! 06/03/2002 It's still Monday, I swear! 05/31/2002 (Definitely) No Comic 05/27/2002 Press Here to Win! 05/24/2002 It's Dangerous Out There 05/20/2002 Dutched Again 05/17/2002 Tenshi na Konamaiki 05/13/2002 Co Nomic 05/10/2002 No Comic 05/06/2002 I C YuR Homage 05/03/2002 I Still Don't Want a P4 04/29/2002 Blade Runner 2: Leprechant Dreams 04/26/2002 That's LetterPERSON! 04/22/2002 Daisuki 04/19/2002 Fresh Popped 04/15/2002 Ice Water 04/12/2002 Touching Up the Paint on the Ponies 04/08/2002 Pedestrian Fatalities April 5th: Justin added avatars and made rants submittable over the web instead of manually by ftp. 04/05/2002 Revenge is a dish best served steaming 04/01/2002 A Bit Behind the Times 03/29/2002 Doctor Who? 03/25/2002 Officer Who? 03/22/2002 Mecfarly Who? 03/18/2002 Zack Who? 03/15/2002 Gates Who? 03/11/2002 Trade Him For A Dog 03/08/2002 This'll Probably Come Later in the Game 03/04/2002 The Concept of Love 03/01/2002 Mining For Comedy Gold 02/25/2002 For Edward? 02/22/2002 No Comic 02/18/2002 Sucking for Dollars 02/15/2002 !! 02/11/2002 Spaghetti With Garlic and Bananas 02/10/2002 No Comic 02/08/2002 Time Travel Road Map 02/04/2002 Stupid Kids 02/01/2002 High-Stakes Lawn Gnoming 01/31/2002 Patriotic Duty 01/28/2002 Distinguished for Character More Than for Heroic Achievement 01/25/2002 *pout* 01/23/2002 No Comic 01/21/2002 No Comic 01/18/2002 ...Makes the World Go Round 01/14/2002 The Spirit of Giving 01/11/2002 Attack of the Former IXL Employees 01/07/2002 Stupid Farmers 01/04/2002 f.p.m.i.t.a.p. 2001 - Less crappy than 2000. 12/19/2001 We Have Always Been Here 12/17/2001 Nuts 12/14/2001 Hideo Kojima's Double Entendre 12/14/2001 I Don't Believe You 12/10/2001 Sometimes it's Not 12/07/2001 Bangladesh 12/04/2001 Eat Matt Day #2 12/03/2001 The Ice Cream Saga 11/30/2001 Marketable Skills 11/26/2001 Yum! 11/25/2001 Digital Presidents, Part 1 [Weekend Bonus] 11/23/2001 I am the comic masTAR 11/19/2001 I Have My Own Camcorder 11/16/2001 Sometimes it's Intentional 11/12/2001 Recent Events 11/09/2001 X-ponential 11/05/2001 Rune is Pretty Fun 11/02/2001 D.S.T. 10/29/2001 Michael's Revenge #1 10/26/2001 Let Michael Be My Guide The first comic Matt wrote! 10/22/2001 Mostly True Story 10/21/2001 They're just misunderstood 09/30/2001 No Comic 09/27/2001 Eat Matt Day #1 08/19/2001 Movie Night 07/18/2001 Finally, an Android With Eye Lasers! 06/30/2001 Return of Webcomic! 2000 - Crap and inside jokes. Do not read. 12/13/2000 Patrick's Debut! 12/12/2000 No Comic 12/11/2000 No Comic 12/10/2000 No Comic 12/09/2000 No Comic 12/08/2000 Flying Wizards Considered Harmful 12/07/2000 No Comic 12/06/2000 The Comic That Never Was 12/05/2000 No Comic 12/04/2000 No Comic 12/03/2000 Screwed 12/02/2000 Stupid Intellimouse Explorer! 12/01/2000 What?