So, bored completely out of my skull (circumstance!), I ended up rediscovering The Cure for Bedbugs, which is possibly my favorite blog ever when I remember it exists. Seriously, just start anywhere and keep reading until you love it too.
Watch this. Right now! It is definitely as promised!
I don't quite know what to do though. It's gonna be fairly expensive either way. But! I don't really plan to let that stop me.