|Whew, got back tonight from an unexpected business trip to Birmingham, Alabama. I didn't really do anything besides set up the display and wear a suit. They just needed a warm body (and ladies, mine is quite warm, bordering on hot), so to B'ham I went! The traffic was excruciating when I got back to my native Atlanta, but that was to be expected, I guess... Stupid Atlanta!
Dave: Scriptotron, I need a comic about Atlanta traffic.
Scriptotron 9000 chugs away, printing a script. Dave tears it off and reads it
Dave: Damnit, Scriptotron! Lighting a 12-year old girl on fire because she's too sexy has nothing to do with Atlanta traffic!