It was a line a Chipotle, where I went to get dinner after class because I was lazy. If the script was to reflect reality, the last frame would have the avatar representing me ask the avatar representing the idiot teenager if I might proceed through the line while he waited for the chicken. Happily, he gave his assent and I received my barbacoa-based burrito post haste.
The script was going to involve the repugnant PDA between said idiot teenager and the young lady he was with, but the surreality of our interaction struck me as being better fodder for the comic. There were additional repugnant PDAs later on at the grocery store, so I can only assume yesterday was national Creep Someone Out By Kissing and Groping in Public Day. Also, since I've been deemed some sort of old spinster loser now, I was probably jealous.