Do you know what else comes with Spring?
That's right: Daylight Savings Time. Two Sundays from now, the world time continuum will be rearranged, with most of us being thrust an hour into the future. Patrick is okay, because Arizona doesn't "observe" it, though if he happens to wander into the Navajo Indian Reservation, he will instantly be yanked forward. If he is able to leave after the injuries he has sustained, he will be roughly shoved backwards as if by a pusher robot. Just a friendly warning from your friends at drfishopolis.com!

Anyway, Matt is AWOL tonight, so I used a script I made as a backup last friday.

--regolith

It is not Spring. Your hair does not freeze when you walk outside when it's Spring.

I wasn't AWOL so much as I missed the sound of Justin's icq in the racket of watching a movie. Perhaps if he hadn't been offline all day prior to that I could have sent him a script! (But probably not.)

Anyway, all of you devoted readers can look forward to something special as we attempting to merge our new theme of fire with our old theme of hating DST into one uber-comic. It will be a glorious day!

-apon

--regolith

Well, somebody who purports to be from Kiev, Ukraine has hijacked my ICQ account. Pleasant thing to wake up to, yes? I really have no clue why someone would want to do that, since impersonating me doesn't really get them anything, and there's no valid contact info for me at ICQ, so they can't ransom it off or anything. Anyway, I'm still trying to figure out if there's a simple way to get AOL to give me my account back (unlikely) or if it's worth the effort to try to hijack the damn thing back for myself. On the happy coincidence side of things, I just upgraded Miranda and added an AIM account this weekend, so at least I have a way to contact people. (Email me if you're on my ICQ contact list but don't have my AIM id...)

-apon