You can blame Matt for this one... I have no idea about wherefrom this sprung.

--Regolith

Update:

Alright, so you're probably wondering what the hell is going on here, since our comics usually make so much sense. I blame it on ICQ. This was a conversation we had verbatim... Well, verbatim with the exception of the fish truck. That exploded much earlier. Glad I could clear that up for you.

-apon