Yeah, so this comic is pretty much a true story. The dialogue has been changed a bit, mostly because I don't remember exactly how it went. At any rate, I'm pretty much going insane without proper net access; I suspect I'll either be catatonic or homicidal by the time 08:30 Sunday rolls around.
Also, Justin forgot that Sunday is capitalized.
Shines: 33. For some reason it took me forever to beat that stupid sand bird. Supposedly the rocket nozzle was going to be permanently unlocked at 25 shines, and the turbo nozzle at 30, but no such luck.